After reading this piece in Singapore’s premier tabloid i was reminded of an incident i experienced a few weeks back…
So I was taking the side roads linking Still Road to Joo Chiat on the way to Old Airport Road. The closer I got to Joo Chiat Road the number of hot looking women just standing […]
Notice anything weird in the Life section of the Straits Times today? I was reading the comics and there appeared to be one strip missing instead there was big freakin ad for the Classifieds…. Hmmm.
Then I realised the rather excellent Get Fuzzy was missing! I remember the get fuzzy strip from a few days […]
I was talking with someone who flies a lot for work. He was telling me how he has been flying with a swiss army knife for pretty much most of the time in his carry on. Never was a problem. The last time at the San Francisco airport they found it. Yes! They made […]
Alfian’s Secret Wank Shed
“Performance One:
Equipment:
1) Photocopies of the Singapore Constitution
2) Map of Iraq
3) Cowboy Boots (Preferably Texan)
Procedure:
1) Enrol in a line-dancing course at a local community centre. To satisfy your curiosity, make inquiries about how a dance form which originated from the home town of George W. Bush has become so popular in Singapore.
2) […]
Guantanamo Bay loses ‘least worst place’ status - Navy | The Register
“…..Yes, you’re reading that correctly. A man named Kafka has been deployed to field questions about a prison where the criminals are only vaguely charged with crimes, can’t speak to lawyers and likely will never get out.”
Doubleplusgood for creative use of double speak (least-worst-place?) […]
Dangerous Flatulence Hilarious news clipping.