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Fly the friendly skies

( Ingenius! and Funnies )

I was talking with someone who flies a lot for work. He was telling me how he has been flying with a swiss army knife for pretty much most of the time in his carry on. Never was a problem. The last time at the San Francisco airport they found it. Yes! They made […]

ROFLMAO!

Alfian’s Secret Wank Shed

“Performance One:

Equipment:

1) Photocopies of the Singapore Constitution
2) Map of Iraq
3) Cowboy Boots (Preferably Texan)

Procedure:

1) Enrol in a line-dancing course at a local community centre. To satisfy your curiosity, make inquiries about how a dance form which originated from the home town of George W. Bush has become so popular in Singapore.

2) […]

Guantanamo Bay loses ‘least worst place’ status - Navy | The Register

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Guantanamo Bay loses ‘least worst place’ status - Navy | The Register

“…..Yes, you’re reading that correctly. A man named Kafka has been deployed to field questions about a prison where the criminals are only vaguely charged with crimes, can’t speak to lawyers and likely will never get out.”

Doubleplusgood for creative use of double speak (least-worst-place?) […]

Body Of Art

Dunbar/Chiappin Gallery

Amazing Art. Wow. I had to do a double take on all of them.

Homegrown Flame Thrower

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The Awful Forums - Homegrown PVC flamethrower
darwin awards, mcgyver, einstein, testosterone. I should make one.